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Post by optimised yammy on May 17, 2013 21:23:28 GMT
it has been boiling all morning here and then as soon as i cleaned my bike it started raining!!  Always the way isn't it mate! Cleaned my car waxed and everything then out comes a bird and does a weeks worth of shit all over it soon as I go inside :@ yeah i know man me and my brother always gets that and living on a island you get seagulls everywhere and all they ever do is shit on sparkling clean vehicles |
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Post by shamzr125 on May 17, 2013 21:25:06 GMT
Always the way isn't it mate! Cleaned my car waxed and everything then out comes a bird and does a weeks worth of shit all over it soon as I go inside :@ yeah i know man me and my brother always gets that and living on a island you get seagulls everywhere and all they ever do is shit on sparkling clean vehicles Think it's time to invest in a air rifle lad haha! |
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Post by optimised yammy on May 17, 2013 21:27:57 GMT
yeah i know man me and my brother always gets that and living on a island you get seagulls everywhere and all they ever do is shit on sparkling clean vehicles Think it's time to invest in a air rifle lad haha! owe dont worry mate my brother has one haha its good fun to shoot em  and feed them baking soda thats fun  |
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Post by shamzr125 on May 17, 2013 22:38:39 GMT
Think it's time to invest in a air rifle lad haha! owe dont worry mate my brother has one haha its good fun to shoot em and feed them baking soda thats fun Loool baking soda? You evil fuckers haha! |
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Post by optimised yammy on May 17, 2013 22:44:22 GMT
yeah it blows them up haha baking soda on bread  |
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Post by shamzr125 on May 17, 2013 22:47:02 GMT
yeah it blows them up haha baking soda on bread Looooool fuckin'ell evil fucker haha |
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Post by optimised yammy on May 17, 2013 22:48:19 GMT
yeah it blows them up haha baking soda on bread Looooool fuckin'ell evil fucker haha little bastards shouldn't shit on my bike then should they haha i have seen someone punch one before now |
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Post by shamzr125 on May 17, 2013 22:57:57 GMT
Looooool fuckin'ell evil fucker haha little bastards shouldn't shit on my bike then should they haha i have seen someone punch one before now True lil bastards shit anywhere that's clean haha |
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Post by optimised yammy on May 17, 2013 22:59:31 GMT
little bastards shouldn't shit on my bike then should they haha i have seen someone punch one before now True lil bastards shit anywhere that's clean haha they just see the shine and think right im having this fucker |
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Post by shamzr125 on May 17, 2013 23:14:38 GMT
True lil bastards shit anywhere that's clean haha they just see the shine and think right im having this fucker Then tell their whole click 'lads if there's a shiny car at this address shit on it when you feel for a big one' looool |
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Post by optimised yammy on May 17, 2013 23:17:23 GMT
they just see the shine and think right im having this fucker Then tell their whole click 'lads if there's a shiny car at this address shit on it when you feel for a big one' looool so true i see them all on the house across the road waiting for me to go in the house for somin then they all swoop in formation like red arrows little twats |
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Post by shamzr125 on May 17, 2013 23:22:39 GMT
Then tell their whole click 'lads if there's a shiny car at this address shit on it when you feel for a big one' looool so true i see them all on the house across the road waiting for me to go in the house for somin then they all swoop in formation like red arrows little twats Looool oh god think we should stop before someone gets worried and calls RSPCA on us haha |
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Post by shamzr125 on May 17, 2013 23:23:36 GMT
We don't really sprinkle baking sofa on bread to feed the birds lol do we ;P
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Post by cbrsims on May 17, 2013 23:47:04 GMT
sods law oli
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Post by MRB3N on May 18, 2013 13:50:34 GMT
Oh I see? So the answer for bird shit on your bike is to feed them bread and baking soda?... ... So entire flocks of birds come from miles away for the bread and then all explode like London's New Year Firework Display and then your bike is all covered in mashed up bird guts?I'll take the odd drop of milky poo-poo thanks!  |
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and feed them baking soda thats fun 
